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Pop Quiz #31
©2008 David Boyne
Why do pelicans choose to glide inches above ocean waves and travel for half-mile and longer distances without a single flap of their wings?
- Because they can.
- Because it’s a blast!
- Because they know that being alive is not about where they are going, but how they choose to get there.
- All of the above.
Why do dolphins choose to leap from the ocean, hurling their entire bodies out from the water and arcing through the air, before slicing back down under the water?
- Because they can.
- Because it’s a blast!
- Because they know that being alive is not about where they are going, but how they choose to get there.
- All of the above.
Why do dogs choose to hold their heads out the windows of fast-moving cars with their eyes flapping and tongues drooling spittle and stupid grins on their faces?
- Because they can.
- Because it’s a blast!
- Because they know that being alive is not about where they are going, but how they choose to get there.
- All of the above.
Why do whales choose to sing while they swim?
- Because they can.
- Because it’s a blast!
- Because they know that being alive is not about where they are going, but how they choose to get there.
- All of the above.
Why do cats choose to s-t-r-e-t-c-h so languorously, then leap softly up to impossibly high perches, only to, once there, s-t-e-t-c-h so languorously and drift down into hours of dream-laden sleep while still being alert to their surroundings?
- Because they can.
- Because it’s a blast!
- Because they know that being alive is not about where they are going, but how they choose to get there.
- All of the above.
Why do toddlers choose to toddle instead of be carried or carriaged?
- Because they can.
- Because it’s a blast!
- Because they know that being alive is not about where they are going, but how they choose to get there.
- All of the above.
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